About The Bearded One

Half-man, half-nerd...The Bearded Nerd roams the wastelands spreading the word of comics, toys, movies and games...all while somehow managing to maintain healthy relationships with attractive women, working at a mentally and physically demanding job, and telling jokes which don't end with him laughing while pushing his glasses back onto the bridge of his nose.

Some say he doesn't even exist, but rather is merely a figurehead for both the weak and acne-ridden masses---and also for the Man's Man everywhere.

Because sooner or later chasing tail and getting shitfaced with the gang gets old.  When you have experienced all there is to experience in love, and in life's adventures, and in narcotics, and in stealing rare artifacts from Nazis, and narcotics, and smuggling weapons into Mexico, and hookers, and narcotics with hookers, and planting guns on overdosed hookers before stealing their narcotics, and paying strippers to dress up like Nazis before stealing their illegal weapons.........

all you have left are your hobbies and interests. 

For this, you have The Bearded Nerd.

Basically...if you could...you would read this blog while you were taking a dump.