Number 465 on the list of "Things That Make Jesus Cry" shouldn't have come as a surprise to me, considering the porn world has spoofed just about everything these days.
Weird too, how despite the fact that the pornography industry brings in a larger annual revenue than Microsoft, Google, Amazon, Ebay, Yahoo, Apple and Netlflix combined, their production values are still shit.
Considering that almost all of Hollywood's A-list talent do commercials overseas for side-change, you think with that kind of revenue someone could afford to put Daniel Day Lewis getting a "Cleveland-steamer" from Kate Winslet in a movie...but then that would just be gross.
(awkward pause)
(Get Gemma Aterton, and then we'll talk.)
(Seriously...have you seen that broad? Holy shit.)
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Gemma Aterton |
So without further ado, #465 on the list is:
The Simpsons XXX Parody.